• Humor

    You Might be A Foster Mom If

    Your response to someone in public asking, “Are these are ALL your kids?” is “It’s Complicated.” You know your county attorney and surrounding county attorney’s by first name and DHS is on your “favorites” call list. You have no fear of weird acronyms and know what they stand for, but when talking in acronyms with non-foster parents you get lots of stares. Any takers on GAL, PS-MAPP, or TPR? You can’t answer questions about your life or kids because over 100% of its confidential information. You know what trauma-informed means. You have more appointments on your calendar for therapy, DHS meetings, licensing worker visits, court hearings, and doctor visits in…

  • Humor

    Jimmy Fallon Thank You Notes-Mama Style

    Thank you Jimmy Fallon for creating Thank You notes and making the ordinary life funny.  If Jimmy Fallon were a mother, thank you notes would look like this. Thank you every brand of baby wipes for always sticking together, so that I can’t get the right amount I need easily.     Check out my favorite on the go wipes. Thank you king sized Tempur-pedic bed for making my kids think you are more comfortable than their own bed.   Thank you dirty diapers for reminding me that my kids ate mandarin oranges at daycare and never being big enough for a number #2 job.   Best holding diapers I…